Base game
- King of Hazard Land! Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)" 7.3%Very rare
- It's HAZARD TIME! Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard" 97.2%Common
- Take 5. Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!" 86%Common
- Straight-A Student Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..." 81.9%Common
- Hands-On Approach Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!" 81.7%Common
- Eat FIST! Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife." 28.3%Rare
- Feeling Punchy Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying." 36.4%Rare
- Headache Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest." 70.5%Common
- Migraine Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!" 56.1%Common
- Head of the Class Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late." 41.9%Rare
- Better Than One Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!" 28.6%Rare
- Plink Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you." 40%Rare
- Pull! Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!" 14.6%Very rare
- Auto Dealer Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?" 25.9%Rare
- Russian Attack Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun." 28.5%Rare
- Peekaboo...I Shot You! Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon." 29.3%Rare
- Blind Luck Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there." 30.6%Rare
- Second Amendment Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..." 20.1%Rare
- Say "No" to Pots Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!" 9.6%Very rare
- Fire Hazard Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore." 9.8%Very rare
- Uncovered Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!" 40.2%Rare
- Boom Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?" 11.3%Very rare
- No Pain, No Gain Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much." 29.8%Rare
- Maxx Karnage Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name." 11.4%Very rare
- Shield Master Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!" 9.8%Very rare
- Just a Flesh Wound Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them." 24.1%Rare
- Hazard Avoider Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'" 15.4%Rare
- Pseudo-Hazard Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'" 9.9%Very rare
- Hazard Master Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?" 7.4%Very rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 15.4%Rare
- ...Where Credit is Due Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?" 17.6%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 71.5%Common
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 64%Common
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 14.5%Very rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 11.6%Very rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 12.8%Very rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 10.3%Very rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 10.4%Very rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 38.6%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 28.6%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 25.7%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 25.5%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 19.8%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 12.4%Very rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 19.5%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 17.7%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 17.7%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 17%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 7.7%Very rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 15.4%Rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 15.4%Rare
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