Base game
- Oh, It's On! Kill 10 enemies with any combination of classes in online games 54.4%Common
- Got wood? Deliver 15 resources of wood or metal to the team's stockpile in online games 39%Rare
- Half the Calories Eat Twice as Much Feed the Princess 1500 calories of food in a single online game 17.4%Rare
- I need a hammer... Build 30 Castle upgrades or Siege Weapons in online games 17%Rare
- This is Caketown! Block 100 projectiles with your shield in online games 4.1%Ultra rare
- Shish Kebab Kill 50 enemies using the Fire Torch upgrade in online games 4%Ultra rare
- You're Not Cooking... Kill 100 enemies with Fire magic in online games 6.4%Very rare
- Father McHealy Heal teammates for a total of 500 hearts in online games 15.6%Rare
- Don't Make Me Slap You! Slap 20 objects out of enemy's hands in online games 4.1%Ultra rare
- Little Pecker Kill an enemy as a chicken in an online game 20.1%Rare
- Fed Zeppelin Rescue the Princess by using the enemy's Catapult in an online game 3.9%Ultra rare
- Who's Your Daddy? Kill 6 enemies within 1 second in an online game 3.3%Ultra rare
- Chubby Chaser Protect and escort the Princess 20 times in online games 4%Ultra rare
- The Dark Side Kill 200 enemies by only using Dark Magic in online games 2.9%Ultra rare
- Ring Sting Heal, Burn, Curse and Freeze 6 characters at the same time in a single online game 1.4%Ultra rare
- Operation Eagledrop Fly 2000 meters in online games 11.8%Very rare
- Thuggee Kill 88 enemies in a single online game without dying 1.9%Ultra rare
- 1-800-CAKE Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class 2.3%Ultra rare
- The cake is not a lie! Complete The Legend of the Fat Princess 36.2%Rare
- Gluteus Maximus Defeat all Gladiate arenas 0.6%Ultra rare
- Cake or Death Win 100 online games 2.8%Ultra rare
- Precious Moments Assassinate 100 players while invisible as the Ninja; obliterate 100 enemies with the Pirate's cannon balls; chew 100 enemies as the Giant in online games 0.8%Ultra rare
- Ninjas Are Better Than Pirates Assassinate 20 Pirates within a single game as a Ninja in online games 0.7%Ultra rare
- Pirates Are Better Than Ninjas Annihilate 20 Ninjas within a single game as a Pirate in online games 0.7%Ultra rare
- A Smashing Good Time Kill 200 enemies with the Giant in online games 3.3%Ultra rare
- A Pirate's Life For Me Kill 200 enemies with the Pirate in online games 3.2%Ultra rare
- Where All My Ninjas At? Kill 200 enemies with the Ninja in online games 2%Ultra rare
Trophy names, descriptions and rarity come from PlayStation. Guides open on their authors' own websites.