Base game
- We Knew You Could Do It Collect all trophies 6.2%Very rare
- Birth Certificate Create a Contestant 85.3%Common
- It's Just More of This Finish an episode 90.7%Common
- Vidiot Savant Get every question right in an episode 9.9%Very rare
- Beast Master Get 10 animal questions correct. 30.6%Rare
- Film In Your Brain Get 10 movie questions correct. 22.2%Rare
- Phatty Get 10 food questions correct. 26.1%Rare
- Living in the Past Get 10 history questions correct. 37.7%Rare
- Unicorn Achieve the highest gamer rating. 8.2%Very rare
- One Teat Short of An Udder Achieve the second highest rating. 8.7%Very rare
- Mouth-Breather Achieve the third highest rating 9.6%Very rare
- 100,000aire! Earn $100,000 lifetime 34.1%Rare
- 500,000aire! Earn $500,000 lifetime. 15.4%Rare
- 1,000,000aire! Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points 10.8%Very rare
- DisOrDat Participation Award Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds. 92%Common
- DisOrDat Destroyer Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly 46.8%Rare
- DisOrDash Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds. 12.6%Very rare
- Jack Attack Dog Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up 14.1%Very rare
- Taking it from Behind Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack 67%Common
- Back Taxes Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73 6.9%Very rare
- Button Banger Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds 74.7%Common
- Smelt the Roses Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second. 34.6%Rare
- Menage-a-Quatre Play a 4-player game online 8%Very rare
- My First Time Screw someone for the first time 71.5%Common
- Virtual Virgin Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times 34.5%Rare
- Enscrewsiast Screw 50 times 15.5%Rare
- The Game's Half Full Play Episodes 1-36 17.1%Rare
- The Game's Half Empty Play Episodes 1-37 16.7%Rare
- Perfect Attendance Play Episodes 1-73 10.1%Very rare
- Slack Attack Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack. 8.3%Very rare
- Beat a Winner Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game 6.8%Very rare
- Lose to a Loser Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard. 8.6%Very rare
- Always a Bridesmaid Come in second place 5 times in online games 7.3%Very rare
- Social Outcast Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights. 10.7%Very rare
- Turncoat Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America 10.8%Very rare
- Quick-Draw McDumbass Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times. 40.1%Rare
- Consolation Trophy Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy. 13%Very rare
- Genius for a Day Score at least $30,000 above your average. 54.3%Common
- Overconsumer Listen to all commercials after one episode 44%Rare
- Discovered Gauntlet of Fire Find the very important gauntlet of fire 12.5%Very rare
- Secret trophy Its name and description stay hidden until you earn it. 47.2%Rare
JACK Pack
DLC- JACK Wrack Play all episodes in JACK Pack 7.6%Very rare
- Map Dancer Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack 7.8%Very rare
- Lit Twit Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack 7.5%Very rare
- Boob Tuber Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack 7.6%Very rare
- Incurable Hoarder Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 6.4%Very rare
JACK Pack 2: The Best of the Webshow
DLC- JACK Smack Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2 7%Very rare
- Super Know-va Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2 6.6%Very rare
- B Sharp Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2 7%Very rare
- Math Head Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2 6.9%Very rare
- Nest Egghead Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2 6.2%Very rare
JACK Pack 3
DLC- JACK Crack Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3 6.8%Very rare
- Wizard of Balls Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3 6.9%Very rare
- Past Perfect Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3 7%Very rare
- Sci Fly Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3 7.1%Very rare
- Steaming Stockpile Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3 6.2%Very rare
JACK Pack 4
DLC- JACK Sack Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4 6.6%Very rare
- Cock of the Wok Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4 6.9%Very rare
- Hot Butter Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4 7%Very rare
- Animal Husband Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4 6.8%Very rare
- Overprize Load Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4 6.1%Very rare
Trophy names, descriptions and rarity come from PlayStation. Guides open on their authors' own websites.