Base game
- Wet Behind The Ears Achieved maximum operational time in the fresh water sample. 5.8%Very rare
- Dirt Under Your Fingernails Achieved maximum operational time in the soil sample. 5.2%Very rare
- Blood On Your Hands Achieved maximum operational time in the blood sample. 3.2%Ultra rare
- Brainstorming Achieved maximum operational time in the CSF sample. 2.5%Ultra rare
- Can It Wait For A Bit? Accumulated the maximum number of adherent particles in the calibration matrix. 45.3%Rare
- You're Winner! Unlock all bonus stages. 1.9%Ultra rare
- It's Got Electrolytes! Achieved a score of 1,500 pJ on the fresh water sample. 1.8%Ultra rare
- Pica-Chew! Achieved a score of 1,500 pJ on the soil sample. 1.8%Ultra rare
- BLOODUH!? DERE! Achieved a score of 1,500 pJ on the blood sample. 2%Ultra rare
- Food For Thought Achieved a score of 1,500 pJ on the cerebrospinal fluid sample. 1.7%Ultra rare
- You Can't Cut Back On Funding! You Will Regret This! Achieved a cumulative score of 6000 pJ 1.8%Ultra rare
- Water Bear Necessities Feed 4 rods to the tardigrade in the fresh water sample. 2.7%Ultra rare
Trophy names, descriptions and rarity come from PlayStation. Guides open on their authors' own websites.