Base game
- The End Now go outside 53.1%Common
- Exume To Consume Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand 67.2%Common
- Data mole Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level 75.8%Common
- Saliva Surrogate Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs 71.4%Common
- Essense of Pigeon Spray 3 people with pheromones 76.6%Common
- Conversationalist Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes 59.4%Common
- Serious Degaussing Skills Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park 55.6%Common
- Long Distance Charges Explore the rotary phone menu options 65.7%Common
- Verbal Morality Statute Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal 55.9%Common
- Face Infectors Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage 82.8%Common
- Insurance Premiums Increase Shatter all vases in the shop 66.3%Common
- Spongliform Encephalopathy Consume one brain steeped sandwich 74.6%Common
- Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant 55.2%Common
- Around The World In 80 Puns Visit all travel destinations in the world 59.9%Common
- Hasselhoff In A Pinch Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool 67.7%Common
- Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face 68.4%Common
- Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort 65%Common
- Don't Get Involved Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick 67.1%Common
- But She Can Fly... Win a round of pillow fight 72.6%Common
- Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary 71.8%Common
- Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities 72.3%Common
- Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet 66.2%Common
- Polyplegic Land awkwardly while diving at the pool 60.8%Common
- A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions 65.7%Common
- DJ Polyblank Scratch two compact disc records 63%Common
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