Base game
- My Name is Mayo! Unlock all the trophies! 75.5%Common
- You can see the hits! Hit the Mayo 5 times! 96.9%Common
- No brainer Hit 20 times! 96.6%Common
- Trimmed hearts Hit 50 times! 96.4%Common
- Micro downsizing Hit 200 times! 95.4%Common
- 20th century diet Hit 350 times! 94.4%Common
- Go eat cake Hit 500 times! 93.6%Common
- Nosey Caesar Hit 550 times! 93.2%Common
- Club Hit 700 times! 92.6%Common
- Short timer Hit 1500 times! 89.2%Common
- Knee record Hit 3000 times! 85.4%Common
- Venus-wise Hit 5000 times! 82.5%Common
- *The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times! 79.7%Common
- An ingredient to rule them all Hit 10000 times! 79.2%Common
- What do we do now? Unlock all the rewards! 75.5%Common
- Red Bikini! This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times) 96.2%Common
- Cheetah Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times) 85.5%Common
- Topless! Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times) 83.1%Common
- Crème a la Mayo Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times) 81.6%Common
- Banana! Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times) 80.7%Common
- Potato! Banana? (Hit this 300 times) 79.9%Common
- Catsup Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times) 79.5%Common
- Red Cheetah Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times) 79%Common
- Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times) 78.3%Common
- Balls of yarn Amazing Story (150 hits) 95.7%Common
- Rain Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times) 85.4%Common
- Z's Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times) 82.5%Common
- Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times) 81.2%Common
- Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times) 80.8%Common
- Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times) 79.9%Common
- Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times) 79.6%Common
- Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times) 79%Common
- I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times) 78.3%Common
- Young Boy I am Mayonnaise (90 hits) 96.1%Common
- Rock Star! Young soul. (Hit this 10 times) 86.3%Common
- Dad Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times) 83.4%Common
- Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times) 82.1%Common
- Identity issues... Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times) 80.5%Common
- Best Seller It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times) 80.2%Common
- Glam Rock Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times) 79.7%Common
- Support! While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times) 79%Common
- A Mime? In the end... (Hit this 50 times) 78.6%Common
- Something important A Story About Life. (120 hits) 95.9%Common
- The Box of Love Something important. (10 hits, follow the life) 85.4%Common
- Just kidding... The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life) 82.6%Common
- Move Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life) 81.4%Common
- Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life) 81%Common
- Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life) 80.7%Common
- Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life) 80.5%Common
- Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life) 80.2%Common
- I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life) 80%Common
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