Base game
- Oh Geezer! Obtain all trophies 70.8%Common
- First blood Kill your first enemy 99.4%Common
- A juice for oldmen Collect 50 bottles 92.1%Common
- What month is it? Find a calendar 76.1%Common
- A long journey starts here Complete first level 90.8%Common
- I know there is more! Kill 30 enemies 94.9%Common
- Road killer Complete the car level 78.9%Common
- Who framed... this freak? Kill the first boss 79.8%Common
- Left+A+B+C Perform 50 slides 74.4%Common
- I'm not tired at all Kill 72 enemies 92.2%Common
- Old but not obsolete Kill 150 enemies 89.4%Common
- Round as a table Kill the second boss 75.8%Common
- Sk8ter boi Complete the level on skateboard 73%Common
- The one who stinks Kill the third boss 73.7%Common
- Getting high, crouching low Don't talk, just crouch till you drop. 44 times, to be exact 91.9%Common
- Rock the boat! Complete the level on boat 72.5%Common
- Ice ice baby! Kill the fourth boss 72.7%Common
- Old jumper Jump 200 times 90.8%Common
- No country for old man Die 15 times 88.5%Common
- It's only a scratch Blow up on three mines 76.5%Common
- Old man gone mad Complete the game 72%Common
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