Base game
- Platinum Platinum 7.6%Very rare
- About Damn Time Return the overdue book to the Librarian 41.7%Rare
- A Bushy Tale Listen to the Bush's tragic story 12.5%Very rare
- A Long Road Ahead Complete Part 1 28.3%Rare
- Back In My Day Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories 15.4%Rare
- Blue Brailles Deliver porn to Stevie Shades 27.2%Rare
- Blue Shirted Eye Grabber Acquire the lab technician's eyeball 28.4%Rare
- Burned By Bernie Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults 10.4%Very rare
- Chick'n Coop Get credit card signature from Mothercluck'n Chick'n customer 30.8%Rare
- Chill Out Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops 17.2%Rare
- Creepy Peepy Boy Gain access to the girl's locker room. 24.4%Rare
- Desperate Times Ask every person you possibly can out to prom 9%Very rare
- Die Of Boredom Stand in one location without moving for 30 minutes 20.5%Rare
- Distraction With Action Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight 18%Rare
- Distraction With Attraction Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love 47.9%Rare
- Don't Slurp That Give a condom to a boy in need 25.7%Rare
- Every Town Has An Elm Street Find a nightmarish costume 35.9%Rare
- Eye For Detail Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab 28.3%Rare
- Get To Know Shark Dad Have a conversation with Shark Dad. 36.4%Rare
- Gotta Got 'Em All Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems" 8.5%Very rare
- Guerilla Marketer Post all three of Sawyer's flyers 48.1%Rare
- Hobo Habitat Give Hobo Moe a new home 32.5%Rare
- Hoochaholic Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine 63.1%Common
- Huff The Magic Dragon Give Mark Hufferman a new marker 35%Rare
- Hurt Me More! Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit 67.5%Common
- Jeremiah 29:12 Convince someone that you're God 24.9%Rare
- Judge A Book By Its Cover Learn about 30 different library book titles 15.2%Rare
- Juvenile Delinquent Get arrested 30.2%Rare
- Locker Blocker Get access to your locker 60.1%Common
- Locker Stalker Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school 14%Very rare
- Look Ma, I Can Fly! Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies 28.4%Rare
- Lost Prophet Find every Jesus 11.4%Very rare
- Marriage Counselor Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date 26.1%Rare
- Mission Impassable Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab 28.3%Rare
- Mission Permission Forge a signature on the permission slip 29.6%Rare
- My Girl Get rid of the wasp nest 32.5%Rare
- Not So Permanent After All Alter your permanent record 74.7%Common
- Operation Intrude N313 Sneak into Golden Haze 31.5%Rare
- Participation Award Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it! 86.2%Common
- Printer Pal Fix Grandma's printer 33.7%Rare
- Project Runway Collect every costume 8.8%Very rare
- Pummeling Puffs Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown 19%Rare
- Puny Express Mail out Gertie's scathing letter 19.9%Rare
- Ready For Rod Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza 39.1%Rare
- Rope-A-Dope Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium 42.3%Rare
- Scarred For Life Give Drug Dealer some scar cream 35.4%Rare
- Send Nudes Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie 30.6%Rare
- Speed Demon Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving 8.1%Very rare
- Survivalist Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1 13.3%Very rare
- The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen Stare at a bag blowing in the wind 21.6%Rare
- The World Can Wait Complete all optional sidequests 15.7%Rare
- Third Wheel Return the signed prom letter to Crystal 27.7%Rare
- Your Lemons Suck Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe's Lemon-Flavored "Lemon" Type Drink 28%Rare
- Perma Peeper Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office 15.6%Rare
- Freaky Flasher Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes. 16.8%Rare
- Coming Clean Find Señor Cleanfist. 24.1%Rare
Trophy names, descriptions and rarity come from PlayStation. Guides open on their authors' own websites.