Base game
- Cleared Your Plate Scarfed all the trophies in Spidersaurs. 19.3%Rare
- Jr. Intern Complete the Tutorial 92.7%Common
- Associate Intern Complete Episode 1 58.6%Common
- Sr. Associate Intern Complete Episode 2 46.8%Rare
- Intern Complete Episode 3 37.7%Rare
- Sr. Intern Complete Episode 4 31.4%Rare
- Paid Intern Complete Episode 5 30.8%Rare
- Part Timer Complete the Game 30.8%Rare
- InGest's Finest Achieve the True Ending 23.9%Rare
- Powering Up Stack a Weapon 93.7%Common
- Dance Like you Want to Win Defeat a Boss without getting hit 51.8%Common
- Light Snack Find a Mini Meat 91.8%Common
- Rockstar Complete Arcade Mode 20.9%Rare
- Necessity, Mother of Impressive Defeat a Boss with the Lv1 Pea Shooter 40%Rare
- Dedication to a Fault Use a single weapon for one entire stage 30.4%Rare
- Star Cadet Complete a Stage without dying 70.4%Common
- Officer Complete a stage without getting hit 38.6%Rare
- 1 Shot Deputy Complete the game without dying 19.3%Rare
- Stage Presence Complete a stage without standing still 22.9%Rare
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