Base game
- Give It The Fingers Successfully enter both your quips in a round 93.3%Common
- Quip It Good Win both battles in a round 92.3%Common
- Quipee-ki-yay! Win all battles in Rounds 1 and 2 82.9%Common
- Eighters Gonna Eight Play an 8-player game 32.3%Rare
- Hi, Jinx! Enter the same thing as your opponent 36%Rare
- The Titular Trophy Get a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game) 74.2%Common
- He Who Lashes Last… Get 70% or more of the votes in The Last Lash 16.5%Rare
- Sitting Ovation Play a game with an Audience 37.2%Rare
- Quip Pro Quo Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to 25.9%Rare
- Meatloaf Candy Write "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it 1.4%Ultra rare
Trophy names, descriptions and rarity come from PlayStation. Guides open on their authors' own websites.