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- Give It The Fingers Successfully enter both your quips in a round %93,3Yaygın
- Quip It Good Win both battles in a round %92,3Yaygın
- Quipee-ki-yay! Win all battles in Rounds 1 and 2 %82,9Yaygın
- Eighters Gonna Eight Play an 8-player game %32,3Nadir
- Hi, Jinx! Enter the same thing as your opponent %36Nadir
- The Titular Trophy Get a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game) %74,2Yaygın
- He Who Lashes Last… Get 70% or more of the votes in The Last Lash %16,5Nadir
- Sitting Ovation Play a game with an Audience %37,2Nadir
- Quip Pro Quo Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to %25,9Nadir
- Meatloaf Candy Write "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it %1,4Çok nadir
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